Am I wordy?

Can you imagine...? A loquacious elf? Well, I have received news from a well-published, experienced blogger that my posts are simply too long and verbose to be interesting. Therefore I shall shorten things up in hopes that...um...well, frankly...who am I writing for, anyway? Um...well...hopefully whatever audience I have out there will be more interested in the words that I am echoing out of history (after all, there is nothing new under the sun).

Who's out there, anyway?

Hello?